I AM DRIVING TO ARIZONA TODAY TO PLAY GOLF AND DRINK BEERS AND GET SUNBURNED AND I”M GOING TO TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES AND VIDEOS TO PUT UP ON HERE JUST FOR YOU AND ALSO FOR MY OWN MEMORIES.

It got me so motivated that I went to Cabo Cantina with my friends and got wasted and then got hungry and then ate all this food.
Countless movie montages and people dancing while getting dressed in the mirror would’ve been lost without you. RIP Donna.
Steve knew there was a better way to expose oneself. Then he changed the world.
Finger Dick is on the FunnyorDie homepage. My face makes a cameo.









